Imo's Pizza

usually pick it up. love imos thin pizza. sausage and bacon is the best

Let me begin by saying that I love pizza, almost in a creepy way. After a night of consuming a mass amount of beers whit my boys, we decided to enjoy each others company over some delicious pizza. I found the urge to lay some massive dumpage the second I walked in, I know that it was "Go Time". As I move toward the porcelain throne, butt cheeks clinched in fear of ruining my favorite pair of Dockers Classic Fit slacks, I could only imagine the horrific restroom that is common in most pizza joints. Images rushed through my mind of the sub par restroom that could be behind this door. I expected a dimly lit room with no paper towels and single ply poop paper, you know the kind that your fingers accidentally rip through when you try to wipe your poop chute. Instead of this i'm greeted by one of the most immaculate bathrooms I have had the pleasure of depositing my fecal waste in. Beautifully lit with lovely tile that almost resembled the sands of a Spanish beach. The sink really wowed me with actual soap, not that half-assed pump on the wall. I sit on the cloud that is the toilette seat that gently cradles my soft butt cheeks in a comforting manor wiping away all the stress of today's go-go-go society. After the soupy poopy I found that they had at least 2-ply, if not 3-ply poop paper. I was clean in no time at all. This is one of Columbia's premier poop spots and maybe one of the best in the state, the kind of bathroom that you drive out of your way to use. Nothing beats mine at home but this is a close second. 5/5 would poop again. Come for the pizza, stay because you'll never want to leave bathroom. xoxo- Greg Stink